driftwood for sale in the Minneapolis Area

This wood is ready to drift your way

driftwood for sale to add a little something to your backyard

You gesture with your hand in the air. It feels like a hole in your heart the size of a root ball. You might also call it an absence the length of an elm branch.

Picture a midsummer afternoon in your Minneapolis-area backyard. You stand and watch the light tumble over the grass and stones that frame your pond. You notice the details of your yard that you love best: the cattails, the indigenous flora, and your portable fire pit.

Yes, it would be a happy scene if the air were not so drenched with melancholy.

Something is missing.

You wonder why your backyard bliss is incomplete, but you cannot quite put a finger on it.

Driftwood Minneapolis

You gesture with your hand in the air. It feels like a hole in your heart the size of a root ball. You might also call it an absence the length of an elm branch.

Eureka! Insight falls on you like an apple upon Sir Isaac Newton’s head.

What you need is driftwood for sale: weather-worn, groovy, and knotted. You need a matchless piece (or two, or more) with a good story. After all, driftwood makes the difference between your pond and just another water-filled hole in the ground.

You might wonder where on earth you would find a thoughtful collection of branches, stumps and roots that disperse the backyard-design doldrums such as yours.

We search the fields, shores and forests of Minnesota and Wisconsin for pieces that optimize your summertime yard mirth.

If you are reading these words, your soul-searching has led you to DIWhy’s online store where you can find driftwood for sale. We search the fields, shores and forests of Minnesota and Wisconsin for pieces that optimize your summertime yard mirth. Each piece is hand-collected and offered to you with a backstory that we hope brings a smile to your face.

Test out your back muscles if you wish to pick up the order yourself, or let us do the heavy lifting. We will gladly deliver your driftwood to any pond’s edge in the Greater Twin Cities.

We wish you a happy exploration of our online driftwood store. If you have any questions, contact Tim the Pond Doctor, a.k.a. the Driftwood Guru, here.